We, the Average Prophets, are a council of esteemed and utterly unremarkable individuals.
Our mission is to predict the utterly mundane and the completely obvious.
Join us in our quest for the most underwhelming and uninspired prophecies the world has ever seen.
Our current prophecies include:
- The sun will rise in the east.
- The sky will be blue.
- The coffee will be overpriced.
Want to join us? We're hiring!